NOTE FROM INDIA:
Dee (Nu-Trix) and I went to Mumbai City Zoo and there saw an endangered Indian Gorilla. We were told by it's keeper that it was very rare, endangered and was a female on heat. And that the Zoo authorities where trying to find a mate for the gorilla, and had been for the past five years.
An idea crossed my mind. Dee was known for being sucessful with the ladies, no matter how much they resembled various animals - what if we got him to mate with the gorilla? I asked the Zoo authorities and they agreed on offering Dee 5 lakh rupees (500 000) for his services.
The Zoo manager asked Dee if he would have sex with the gorilla for 5 lakhs.
Dee meditated on this for a while and said, "Ok. I'll do it. But on three conditions. The first condition is that you leave us alone for a period of 2 hours, uninterrupted. The second is that no-one will ever hear about this deal..."
"Ok. No problems there," said the Zoo Manager. "What's the third condition?"
"You need to give me a couple of weeks to raise the 5 lakhs."
Dee (Nu-Trix) and I went to Mumbai City Zoo and there saw an endangered Indian Gorilla. We were told by it's keeper that it was very rare, endangered and was a female on heat. And that the Zoo authorities where trying to find a mate for the gorilla, and had been for the past five years.
An idea crossed my mind. Dee was known for being sucessful with the ladies, no matter how much they resembled various animals - what if we got him to mate with the gorilla? I asked the Zoo authorities and they agreed on offering Dee 5 lakh rupees (500 000) for his services.
The Zoo manager asked Dee if he would have sex with the gorilla for 5 lakhs.
Dee meditated on this for a while and said, "Ok. I'll do it. But on three conditions. The first condition is that you leave us alone for a period of 2 hours, uninterrupted. The second is that no-one will ever hear about this deal..."
"Ok. No problems there," said the Zoo Manager. "What's the third condition?"
"You need to give me a couple of weeks to raise the 5 lakhs."
3 Comments:
i hope dee and the gorilla are very happy together and im sure we could organize sum sort of chariy to raise the cash needed..i mean come on the sake of this gorillas life is at stake. ...i wonder wat their babies would look like?..lol
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