Conversation last night between gori and midwestern Indian bhangra promoter, whose eyes were riveted to my tits. Or rather, Amitabh, which he couldn't get over. ;)

"So your boyfriend is Pakistani, right?"
"Bangladeshi."
"So he's dark."
(pause and strange look from me) "Yeah, I guess so."
"Sorry, sorry! I'm really drunk. I usually don't say shit like that."
"I think that sort of thing matters more to you guys than the white people that hump you."
"Yeah, I know, Americans don't care."
(Indian accent) "But no, you're right, he's not fair and lovely." ;)

Most of the night was spent with him madly googling and kazaa-ing for a song from Nerm's and my Bobby Friction interview, which he finally discovered was on a Rhythm Dick Bollocks compilation. But he claims he's over the bhangra scene and wants to move on. We can only hope, eh? ;) I gave him some UK Asian breakbeat stuff ages ago, but he declared it all unoriginal and stolen from Bollywood. Hmmm.