Whaddya mean no one informed you? It was a BritAsia event. You had the flyer, you shoulda read it. ;)
And the key word is that you haven't seen me out since I got a JOB, not got married. ;) Being at a desk all day and freelancing on the weekends really takes it out of me. I ain't going back until SSS starts playing more yoga ho music. ;)
ask Nerm, I think he defines it as anything with a pretty melody that's actually listenable outside a club environment. You can't dance to "dark drum and bass," dammit. Not without looking like a tool, anyway.
Indeed, for those uninitiated folk, a Yoga Ho is a (mostly) white lady (but can be any nationality or race - we are all about equal opportunities here) who loves "Buddha Bar", "Yoga Chill" and other such shite. A complete culture junkie that adopts sandles, incense and says the words "shanti" and "chakra" like they're going out of fashion.
Oh, and mistakenly wears sari underskirts as actual skirts, then wonders why all the old brown women snigger at her as she walks down Brick Lane.
And marries brown (ha ha hahahahahha!) Just kidding Alura ;)
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ooooo the cheek
oh, so did Koo copyright the popular age-old concept of many-armed figures to represent Indian themes? ;)
Anyway, were any of you goondas even THERE to support Niraj and Sam and Renu on Saturday? Didn't think so. :p
But of course!
What was happening on Sat, none informed the blogger massive, and anyway i havt seen you out since you got married...
Whaddya mean no one informed you? It was a BritAsia event. You had the flyer, you shoulda read it. ;)
And the key word is that you haven't seen me out since I got a JOB, not got married. ;) Being at a desk all day and freelancing on the weekends really takes it out of me. I ain't going back until SSS starts playing more yoga ho music. ;)
I read as far as Bollywood IT boys and put it down... what the hell is yoga ho!
ask Nerm, I think he defines it as anything with a pretty melody that's actually listenable outside a club environment. You can't dance to "dark drum and bass," dammit. Not without looking like a tool, anyway.
Ask spoken like a true indo-phillic Yoga Ho.
Indeed, for those uninitiated folk, a Yoga Ho is a (mostly) white lady (but can be any nationality or race - we are all about equal opportunities here) who loves "Buddha Bar", "Yoga Chill" and other such shite. A complete culture junkie that adopts sandles, incense and says the words "shanti" and "chakra" like they're going out of fashion.
Oh, and mistakenly wears sari underskirts as actual skirts, then wonders why all the old brown women snigger at her as she walks down Brick Lane.
And marries brown (ha ha hahahahahha!) Just kidding Alura ;)
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